- American banks are about to start CHARGING a $5 fee to use your debit card . . . and as a an added bonus, when you take out cash, ATM machines will start kicking you in the crotch.
- Researchers have found the best age to start DIETING. Here's a hint, Jessica Simpson still hasn't discovered it.
- A photo has surfaced of a soldier in the 1860's that looks EXACTLY like JOHN TRAVOLTA. Oprah plans to find the soldier's body and become best friends with it too.
- Scientists have found that Queen's "We are the Champions" is the CATCHIEST pop song of all time. So suck it Rebecca Black!
- The average person feels "RICH" at $80,000 a year. Not me, I consider my beautiful friendships and family relationships my riches . . . totally kidding. I need an effing raise!
SteveBoyd -- 9/30/2011