- A hitman in Brazil fell in love with his victim so he faked her death with KETCHUP. This story sounds a little too good to be true, it also sounds like a bad Katherine Heigl movie.
- Here's your MUGSHOT of the day. I can't tell which tears are tattooed and which aren't.
- A new study shows that women WORRY about losing their looks as they get older and men worry about losing their sex lives. Interestingly enough; those two things go hand-in-hand.
- According to a new study bossy women have LESS SEX. Yeah, well tell THAT to my dominatrix, Mistress Leatherpunch.
- These three guys are looking at serious JAIL TIME for trying to steal a 30-pack of Tecate. Man, would've understood if it was Dos Equis . . . I mean at least The Most Interesting Man in the World drinks that . . . when he drinks beer that is.
Jubal -- 9/26/2011