- Here's a LIST of the "Top 10 Reasons You Should Look Your Best". Or you can just subscribe to "Lists That Don't Pertain to Susan Boyle Weekly".
- MUGSHOT goodness!! Here's a toothless man who got busted for trying to eat meat at Walmart. How he was planning on chewing it? I have no idea.
- Cameras catch dozens of strangers lift a BURNING CAR off an injured motorcycle driver to save his life. Proof that there's still some good in this world . . . even with the Kardashians.
- Doctors had to REMOVE an eel from a guy's bladder after it crawled in through his junk! You know the most disturbing part of this story?? It just made me incredibly horny. (???)
- The average college athlete should be getting paid 6 FIGURES. Which is interesting since most of them make 7 figures.
Jubal -- 09/14/2011