- Women are twice as likely to SPY ONLINE than men are. That's mostly because men are too distracted by the porno.
- Some retailers are already putting up CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. That's funny. I mean, they actually think that people can afford Christmas in this economy?
- The average person APOLOGIZES more than 2,900 times a year. And for me, that's just in the bedroom!
- The UNHAPPIEST WORKER in the country is a single 42-year-old woman earning less than $100,000 per year. Well then, good thing Jennifer Aniston makes millions. At least she can be happy in her job.
- A new poll shows that most parents think OTHER KIDS use marijuana and drink, but their kids don't . . . and they're probably right, I be their kids are on meth.
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