- Here's a list of 8 BEERS that Americans are no longer drinking. Don't worry though America, I'm more than willing to pick up the slack.
- A new study shows that large women and married men are more likely to go "ALL THE WAY" on a first date. In other words if you want a sure thing, date a large, married man.
- The rich get richer. The son of millionaire Marriott Hotel president wins a $107 million LOTTERY JACKPOT. In other words, happy Monday working stiffs!
- The use of "SURROGATE sex partners" is rising among women. This just in ladies: I'm up for adoption!
- SCIENTISTS have developed "blood swimming microspiders", and they want to put them in your body. In other words we're one step away from a zombie apocalypse.
Jubal -- 9/12/2011