- After a weekend long bender, a weatherman in Arkansas finds his friend asleep in a bathtub next to a DEAD MAN wearing a dog collar. Wow, all this story needs is a few predictable jokes and Zach Galfianakis.
- Here's a NEW BEER designed specifically for women. You can find it in some bars . . . as well as Ryan Seacrest's fridge.
- A new study shows that men are HAPPIER than women at work and home. In other words if guys had boobs we wouldn't need you ladies.
- Now, the most important news story you'll see all day! A DRUNK MOOSE stuck in a tree!!!!
- A new study shows that almost 70% of women can't identify all the major parts of their own GENITALIA. Wow, so they can't figure out how those things work either? 100% of males are relieved.
Jubal -- 9/8/2011