Jubal's News

• The Texas State Fair will introduce a new DEEP-FRIED food item . . . deep fried bubble gum. So, great news for diabetes!
• Here are a few ways to help yourself become a MORNING PERSON. Surprisingly my trick, meth, isn't on the list???
• Soon you'll be able to keep your SHOES ON at the airport. Whatever, I'm still not wearing any pants!
• A couple is arrested for having sex in broad daylight . . . behind a WALMART. Wow, Walmart is selling sex now too? I might have to start shopping there!
• According to a new poll, the world thinks America is the "COOLEST" country. And yes, by "cool" they meant "fat".

VIDEO: Here's the newest sport to sweep the nation. What nation? I'm not sure, but it must be popular somewhere. Competitive nose cleansing!!

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