- The Texas State Fair will introduce a new DEEP-FRIED food item . . . deep fried bubble gum. So, great news for diabetes!
- Here are a few ways to help yourself become a MORNING PERSON. Surprisingly my trick, meth, isn't on the list???
- Soon you'll be able to keep your SHOES ON at the airport. Whatever, I'm still not wearing any pants!
- A couple is arrested for having sex in broad daylight . . . behind a WALMART. Wow, Walmart is selling sex now too? I might have to start shopping there!
- According to a new poll, the world thinks America is the "COOLEST" country. And yes, by "cool" they meant "fat".
Jubal -- 9/7/2011