- The MONTH you were born in can have a huge impact on your career. So; if you're planning on having a kid, DO NOT give birth to them in whatever month Brian Dunkelman was born.
- A guy is suing his coworkers because they won the LOTTERY while he was on medical leave. Well technically since they're millionaires now, they probably aren't his coworkers anymore.
- A woman went on a DATE with a guy she met off of Facebook, and he used her as a getaway driver in a robbery. What an A-hole! I mean, everyone knows women aren't good drivers.
- 90% of teenagers admit they're EMBARRASSED by their parents. Which is interesting when 90% of parents wish they didn't have teenagers.
- A new WEBSITE shows you how many people have pleasured themselves to you. Who needs a website? If we've ever had a conversation, the answer is yes.
Jubal -- 9/6/2011