- The next time someone with a GOLD TOOTH wants to sell you an iPad in a McDonald's parking lot, think twice.
- A scientist has figured out the fastest way possible to BOARD A PLANE, however science still can't figure out how to get the flight attendants to not have surly attitudes.
- A surveillance camera targeting vandalism caught a police officer HAVING SEX on the hood of a Honda. I guess he decided to play the role of "good cop, naughty cop".
- Crazy X-ray update. Check out this picture of a guy who's eye was IMPALED by his garden sheers.
- A PROSTITUTION case is declared a mistrial when the "masseuse" in question recognizes the judge as a client. Now THIS sounds like one of those Southwest Airlines "wanna get away" commercials.
VIDEO: Do not try this at ho... well, ever!
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