- Here's a list of 9 HABITS that seem good for you, but aren't. So since "all night long alcohol induces risky sex romps" DIDN'T make the list, does that mean it's good for me?
- A psychiatrist says that GETTING DIVORCED can make people pick up bad habits. Like women sleeping with questionable men for example . . . wait, sorry, we were talking about BAD habits weren't we?
- Most GREEN CARS don't save enough in gas to pay for themselves. Maybe, but what they don't save you in gas they more than make up for in pretentiousness.
- President Obama's uncle was BUSTED for DUI. Making him the second Obama that's drunk behind the wheel.
- A new study shows that CHOCOLATE is good for you as long as you don't eat too much. So, bad news for Jessica Simpson.
Jubal -- 08/30/2011