- The average man's stamina in the BEDROOM is 3 to 5 minutes. This just in: compared to me, the average man is a superhero.
- A new study shows that 1 in 5 couples spend more time looking at their LAPTOP in bed than each other. Well of course; who wants to look at their significant other when they could be googling "Heidi Klum nip slips"?
- Cops using a "bait car" in Sacramento nabbed a vicious CAR THIEF . . . who happened to be a 10-year-old-girl. Man, I wish I was that motivated at 10-years-old.
- A woman fishing on a Minnesota lake caught the PROSTHETIC LEG of a woman who lost it swimming three years ago. Sources say when the other lady heard about her leg being found she HOPPED for joy. RIM-SHOT!
- Half of the people in the U.S. are now on a SOCIAL NETWORK . . . and yes, I've looked at all of their bikini pictures.
Jubal -- 8/29/2011