- A study has found that the IDEAL WOMAN that men want is a size 11 . . . this just in: Kirstie Alley is 2 times what the ideal woman will ever be.
- Here's an INTERESTING article. "What if Michael Vick Were a White Guy". One thing's for sure, if Michael Vick were white he would've been fighting golden retrievers.
- The east coast earthquake actually CURED a man's deafness. He was excited, that is, until he heard Ke$ha for the first time.
- A new survey shows that most women who are in their 80's are SEXUALLY SATISFIED. I'm reporting this solely so you can picture your grandma getting it on.
- An Arizona man has been arrested for STEALING boa constrictors by shoving them down his pants. Apparently he took the term "trouser snake" quite literally.
SteveBoyd -- 08/26/2011