Jubal's News

• Want to see who you're STALKING on Facebook? Here's how (and it's not a scam). For me it just says EVERYONE YOU PERVERT!!!!
• Just in case you weren't having enough trouble losing weight, meet your new friend: the TRIPLE-DOUBLE Oreo! Soon to be deep-friend at a county fair near you.
• A 61-year-old life guard is suing because he was FIRED for not wearing a Speedo. That's ridiculous! I mean what does this guy have against being sexy?!?!
• The average LENGTH OF TIME from marriage to separation is . . . 8.7 years! So if you're on year number 5 . . . don't worry, it won't be much longer.
• Experts say you can live a long time if you EXERCISE and cut out drinking and smoking. Maybe, but who wants to live a really long, boring life?

VIDEO: The sexiest robber ever alert!! A man in a dress and undees on his head. I'd give him money too . . . just because he's hot.

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