- A student obsessed with the Korean culture has had her TONGUE LENGTHENED in order to help her speak the language better. In a similar story I've had my tongue lengthened too, but that's 'cause I'm passionate about something else . . . ladies? Ya with me?
- 2 women FREAK OUT thinking there's a kidnapper in a van stalking them. It turns out it was just he was just delivering phone books. It also proves that no matter what, vans are creepy.
- The world's LARGEST STOVE has been destroyed. No word on where Jessica Simpson will prepare her meals now.
- Researchers have found that EATING CHOCOLATE can actually improve your eye sight. So, good news for Khloe and Kim Kardashian.
- A Pennsylvania man broke into a home where three women live and TOOK A SHOWER. They called the cops on him of course, showing just how judgmental women can be.
Jubal -- 8/16/2011