- Not only does Apple have more money than the government it's now overtaken Exxon as the world's MOST VALUABLE company. Eventually we're going to be known as The United States of iMerica.
- A Florida man GETTING ARRESTED told police he couldn't put his hands behind his back because he was "making a bowel movement". Wow, what a CRAPPY excuse!!! HEYOOOO! Where's a rim-shot when you need one?
- Mother of the Year Alert: A woman encourages her kid to win a fight by having him THROW A BRICK at the other boy. What a terrible mother! Everyone knows stabbing is way more effective than brick throwing!
- Here's a list of the 10 best cities to live in if you're a SINGLE LADY. Surprisingly "Jubal's-bedroom-ville" didn't make the list. Maybe next year.
- A new study shows that FACEBOOK can make teens sick . . . and due to the "summer fun" bikini picture albums it can lead to chaffing in adult males.
Jubal -- 8/11/2011