- Police in Iowa arrest a SUPERHERO!!! He goes by the name "Captain Save-a-ho" . . . and he was a little intoxicated.
- A Vancouver B.C. man is excited that he won a CONTEST to spend 80 days in the Vancouver International Airport. OR he could have just flown Alaska on any day and been delayed at least that long.
- A Chinese man proposed to his girlfriend by having 48 of his friends dress up as CARROTS. As soon as she learned the 48 carrots DIDN'T pertain to the size of the diamond she dumped him.
- Here's a list of the "6 Types of MARRIAGES You Don't Want". Wait, I'm confused . . . does this mean there are marriages you DO want???
- Here's another list: "10 Things You Shouldn't Do Until You're EXCLUSIVE" . . . surprisingly my favorite thing to do before making it official, calling them every 2 minutes to say "I love you", DIDN'T make the list.
SteveBoyd -- 8/10/2011