- A 61-year-old woman SWAM from Cuba to Florida. This is opposed to the way most people commute from Cuba to Florida . . . 7 people deep in an old Chevy converted into a make-shift canoe.
- A couple of idiots in North Carolina were ARRESTED for dragging a donkey behind their car. Oh man, is Donald Trump okay? OHHH, not THAT kind of jackass. My bad.
- A woman ran down her boyfriend after accusing him of cheating at a VIDEO GAME. That's crazy . . . I mean a woman who is THAT into video games having a boyfriend? That's got to be a first, right?
- Here's a list from Match.com of places men should never take a FIRST DATE. Surprisingly my favorite first date spot, a wedding chapel with a minister waiting to marry us, didn't make the list!
- A new study shows that people overestimate their MEMORY abilities. Wait, was I just talking about?
Jubal -- 08/09/2011