- The mayor of Sunland Park, New Mexico is taking heat for signing a bad deal for the town. His excuse? He was TOO DRUNK to know what he was signing. Normally I'd say he's an idiot, but if I lived in New Mexico I'd have to be drunk all the time too.
- A woman is arrested for pouring chili all over the underwear at a VICTORIA'S SECRET. What's the big deal? I've done WAY worse to the underwear there. Uh, what I meant to say was, how terrible.
- Are you a "FAT TALKER"? Find out here. Unless of course your name is Jessica Simpson because then you already know the answer is yes.
- Here's a list of 6 way to tell if you're a "REBOUND" girl.
- Researchers say that even a LITTLE EXERCISE is good for your heart. I disagree, I work out a lot and I still haven't figured out how to love.
Jubal -- 8/8/2011