- A Canadian woman tried to steal a WEDDING DRESS by running off with it. Similarly I had a bad day yesterday, so I stayed home with wine and a box of chocolates and watched Runaway Bride.
- An Oregon woman is complaining because she was told to put on a shirt by Walmart employees to COVER UP her bikini top. And, when you see her you'll realize that might be the greatest thing Walmart has ever done.
- Hey guys: here's 6 DATING TIPS from a "wingwoman". Read this, live this, and maybe get your junk touched. Good luck.
- A new study shows that women prefer men who AREN'T SINGLE. To read more about it just pick up the new edition of the "Angelina Jolie Times".
- Here are some HAIR RULES for men to follow. I JUST found out that back hair isn't sexy. Who knew?
Jubal -- 08/05/2011