- An Australian man carved a 4-foot tall MIDDLE FINGER out of wood to send a message to his neighbors. A-hole move? Yes. Something that I need for my front lawn? ABSOLUTELY!
- Animal activists in the U.K. are trying to get bears to stop DRINKING VODKA. It shouldn't be that hard, why don't they just show the bears pictures of Amy Winehouse?
- List of THINGS TO DO: Steal a car, get arrested, get released, sunbath nude in neighbors front yard, get arrested again. Very productive day for this fellow.
- Here's a list of "6 'SEXY' THINGS Women Do That Aren't". For the record, I disagree with every one of these. So feel free to do all of the above and meet me this weekend.
- This year's list of the top PARTY SCHOOLS has been announced. Surprisingly ITT Tech didn't make the list again!?!?!
Jubal -- 8/4/2011