- An off-duty cop in Florida is arrested for SHOPLIFTING after trying to stuff 25 pairs of women's panties into his underwear. Wow, 25 pairs of women's underwear?! What an underachiever, I can get at least 40.
- Cops arrested a man with a kilo of COCAINE stuffed into his prosthetic leg. The guy apparently tried to make excuses . . . but he didn't have a leg to stand on! (RIM-SHOT)!!
- Researchers have found that red wine can act as a natural SUNSCREEN. See, I knew I was on to something when I pour bottles of red wine all over my body while tanning in the nude.
- A guy who was addicted to VIDEO GAMES passed away from a blood clot over the weekend. How sad . . . I mean nobody wants to die a virgin.
- Here's a list of 14 MOVIES No Guy Should Ever Admit Seeing. Phew, thank God "P.S. I Love You" ISN'T on the list. What? Don't judge me.
SteveBoyd -- 08/03/2011