- Here's a list of 5 TOPICS you should never discuss during a wedding toast. Another bad move at a wedding: taking bets on if the couple will last as long as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
- A couple worth $70 million was caught having a THREESOME in a Florida nightclub. Dammit! I miss all the good parties!
- Police found a gun in a 66-year-old man's FAKE LEG. Sources say he only planned on using it if he became HOPPING MAD! (RIM-SHOT)
- The jail sentence for crack has been REDUCED. So, good news Charlie Sheen.
- The COST of owning a dog is up 47% and the cost of owning a cat is up 73% . . . still cheaper than owning a girlfriend.
Jubal -- 11/3/2011