- As if politics weren't dirty enough. A politician in Arizona gets hit in the crotch with a PADLOCK. Well, at least for once there's a story of a politician's crotch that DOESN'T involve a cell phone or an intern.
- An Indian baby sets the world record for having the MOST DIGITS (a.k.a fingers and toes). He'll be VERY good at math.
- Here's a poll on what people thing the "ugliest" WORDS to hear are. Surprisingly "Kardashian" didn't make the list.
- 78% percent of college students say they've received SEXT MESSAGES. Wow, Anthony Weiner's been very busy.
- Here's a new fad; guys are starting to throw BABY SHOWERS. They're kind of like bachelor parties, but without the strippers . . . or fun.
Jubal -- 7/28/2011