- The manager of a buffet restaurant in Sweden KICKED OUT 3 diners for not finishing everything on their plates. For more info on this story simply read, "things that would never happen to Jessica Simpson weekly."
- A woman is SUING JetBlue after she was kicked off of a plane for not dressing appropriately. Yeah, apparently she was wearing clothes. WTF? I hate it when women do that!
- A new study shows that CREATIVE PEOPLE are full of themselves. Jubal isn't sure if Jubal believes this or not. All Jubal really knows is give Jubal respect and NEVER look Jubal in the eye.
- A South African man wakes up after spending 21 hours in a MORGUE. And I thought I was a heavy sleeper.
- A man GETS STUCK headfirst in a storm drain. Thankfully before police tried to rescue him they had their priorities straight . . . and took plenty of pictures.
Jubal -- 7/26/2011