- You know it's a good bachelor party when the police have to investigate you for KIDNAPPING.
- Here's a list of what Americans will and won't give up FOR MONEY. Personally I'd give everything up for money . . . yes, EVERYTHING. (Anyone interested?)
- Researchers have found that your personality dictates YOUR WEIGHT. This just in: Kirstie Alley has a really, really chubby personality.
- A new study shows that SWEARING can be healing. So the next time your kid skins it's knee . . . just cuss at it.
- Here's a tortoise with an ARTIFICIAL LEG. Soon he'll be standing on the side of freeway on-ramps asking for money.
Jubal -- 7/22/2011