- Alaska now has it's own LOCH NESS MONSTER . . . and let me guess, it's last name is Palin?
- Kim Kardashian is SUING OLD NAVY over look-a-like ads. Mainly because if anyone is going to whore out her image . . . it's her.
- A study shows that men who BUY SEX commit more crimes. They also have better sex, but that's beside the point.
- Once again the law tries to intervene in true love. Man arrested for HAVING SEX with a horse . . . AGAIN.
- An ex-astronaut says that ALIENS EXIST, they just aren't visiting earth. Can you blame them? I wouldn't want to visit a place with NASCAR either.
Jubal -- 07/21/2011