- The guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3,000th hit could owe $13,000 in TAXES for all the free stuff he got. Maybe, but he got to shake Derek Jeter's hand. Which is basically like having sex with Adriana Lima, Minka Kelly AND Mariah Carey. So good work!
- You know what would go great with this deep fried grilled cheese sandwich? MAGGOTS. Yup, you read that right. There's a new fair food: deep fried cheese and MAGGOT sandwich.
- There's a rare Brazilian SPIDER that causes painful erections (as well as other things). It caused a store in Germany to shut down the other day. Wait, when did Adriana Lima become a spider?
- Got an extra $10,000 lying around? If so, you can HUNT this guy. Oh and for an extra $2,000 . . . he'll be naked. Three words: sign, me, up!
- An angry wife slices off her husband's JUNK and throws it down the garbage disposal. The bad news? She could get life in prison. The good news? She's single fellas!
- A reporter gets soaked by a helicopter trying to put out a fire. She's hot, too bad she wasn't wearing a white t-shirt.
SteveBoyd -- 7/13/2011