- A 16-pound, 2-FOOT LONG BABY was born in Texas. And yes, it's already been drafted to the NBA.
- A new study shows that OPPOSITES DON'T ATTRACT. People tend to be instinctively attracted to people who are in their own league. Interesting, then why hasn't Scarlet Johansson called me yet???
- Gonorrhea has evolved from an STD into a possible WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC! Thanks a lot Kim Kardashian!
- Oy vey! A prominent Rabbi gets busted with TWO HOOKERS . . . complete with video. Not to worry though, the hookers were kosher.
- The space shuttle crew is experimenting with a system that turns pee into an ENERGY DRINK. They're calling it R. Kelly-ade.
SteveBoyd -- 7/12/2011