- Here's a list of the top 10 things that ANNOY your boss. I'm happy to see that not wearing pants ISN'T on this list. I'll continue my business as usual.
- Most men find a good smile more ATTRACTIVE than good cleavage. Wait? Women have faces? I've really got to start looking up when I talk to them.
- A guy with over 2,200 Disney TATTOOS gets arrested for assaulting his fiancé . . . in a Disney World hotel room. He obviously was channeling the anger problems of Donald Duck.
- Introducing the newest food craze: Gummy Bear BRATWURST. Yes you read that correctly, and yes, I'm going to puke now.
- One out of five people believe that ALIENS are here and walking among us. Well of course, how else would you explain Andy Dick?
- Watch this guy get scared, then excited, then scared again when some bootleg fireworks go wrong.
**WARNING - adult language**