- A new study shows that FRIDAY NIGHTS are the best night for sleep. Well unless you're Rebecca Black, 'cause then you're partying all night! Fun, fun, fun, fun.
- Rich people SHOPLIFT 30% more than poor people.Of course, they like to save money don't they?
- A woman sees her teenagers involved in a ROBBERY, so she turns them in. Apparently SOMEONE missed the "stop snitchin'" portion of parenting class.
- What U.S. state is the FATTEST? Here's your answer. Surprising it ISN'T dependent on Kirstie Alley's current location.
- Kraft is getting kids to EAT VEGETABLES by hiding cauliflower in their Mac and Cheese. Doesn't the fact that the cauliflower is soaked in KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE kind of defeat the purpose?
Jubal -- 7/8/2011