- The shape of a woman's lips might actually predict the likelihood of her being able to CLIMAX in the bedroom. Another way to predict that is if she's NOT in the bedroom with me.
- Here's a study on the biggest beach TURN-OFFS. Surprisingly Ke$ha in a bikini didn't make the list.
- The TSA is taking heat once again . . . this time for making an old lady remove her DIRTY DIAPER. I'm with the TSA on this one. Everyone knows you're not supposed take liquids through security anymore.
- Texting while driving is TWICE as dangerous as drinking and driving. This is definitely NOT something to LOL at.
- A city employee is caught STEALING toilet paper. Pretty standard. Hiding the rolls in your butt though? That's going the extra mile
- One of the world's worst people, Michaele Salahi (half of the super annoying White House dinner party crashing couple) has a new horrible song . . . and an even more atrocious live performance. Check it.
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