- Every year the website 24/7 Wall Street compiles a list of brands that are about to go extinct. Here's a list of brands they say will be GONE IN 2012. Sadly, Affliction clothing isn't on the list. :(
- Here's how the AVERAGE AMERICAN spends the 24-hours of their day. Um, NOWHERE on this list does it say anything about crying while curled up in the fetal position watching "P.S. I Love You". We all do that every day right? Just me?
- A woman wakes up at her OWN FUNERAL . . . and is so shocked she has a heart attack and dies. The show must go on.
- A man calls the cops after the he paid a cross dresser $125 for SEXUAL FAVORS . . . but didn't feel like he got his money's worth. Ugh, tell me about it. If there's one thing I can't stand it's an overcharging cross dresser!
- If you could only have one child, WHAT GENDER would you want? Here's the answer. Personally I'd want a both . . . in other words I'd want a Lady Gaga.
Jubal -- 6/24/2011