- It's county fair time, and you know what that means!? It's time to deep-fry EVERYTHING. Here's the newest form of deep-friend death . . . Kool-Aid. Yes, deep-fried Kool-Aid. USA! USA! USA!
- 400 people SKINNY DIPPED yesterday to set a world record. And, judging from the pictures it was the world's record for "most saggy butts in one place, at one time".
- A new study shows that Facebook is actually GOOD for your real-life friendships. Maybe, but none of my real life friends can offer me vegetables to feed my cows on Farmville, so screw 'em.
- NINJA ALERT!!! A man gets a booty call from his ex (sweet), then when he gets there he gets attacked by ninjas (even sweeter!).
- Mexican authorities have arrested a notorious drug KINGPIN who goes by the name "El Brad Pitt". When the real Brad Pitt heard the news he simply clutched his diaper bag, made sure Angelina Jolie wasn't looking and mouthed the words "help me".
- Watch this dude wrestle a baseball away from a little blond lady at a game. "Have you seen my baseball?"
Jubal -- 6/20/2011