- A hospital has BANNED nurses from showing cleavage. First the Kardashians on TV and now THIS. This world has officially become a place I no longer want to live in.
- Normally you hear about reports of God showing up in a frying pan, or on a tree trunk, but THIS woman sees the vision of God in her VARICOSE VEINS. Religion never looked so . . . sexy?
- Anthony Weiner has RESIGNED. Personally I think he's getting she shaft. Oops sorry, poor choice of words.
- HELPFUL HINT #427 - If you're going to hire a hitman, do not use Facebook.
- HELPFUL HINT #783 - If you're trying to remove a wart, do not use a shotgun!
Jubal -- 6/17/2011