- A woman who went to the doctor because of stomach pain found that she had EATEN a pen nearly 25 years ago without knowing it. In other words; she's the ghost of Christina Aguilera's Christmas yet to come.
- A man in California is arrested after he threw a PUPPY at police officers. Officially making this the cutest assault on a cop ever.
- Tim Tebow has inspired a MICROBREW. Only when you get drunk on this beer the only person you say "I love you, man" to is Jesus.
- A new study shows that traditional BUILDING BLOCKS are the best educational toy. The least educational? DVD's of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians".
- Mind-reading TECHNOLOGY could soon become a reality. In that case ladies, let me apologize in advance.
Jubal -- 12/20/2011