Jubal's News

• What day of the week are you most likely to have SEX? Here are the percentages. For me, it's everyday . . . but then again, I have a lot of time alone.
• 90 percent of Americans would rather lose their WALLET than smart phone. Well of course, my wallet doesn't contain pictures of my junk. Oh wait, there IS that one Polaroid. Never mind.
• A couple drives 524 miles in the WRONG direction. I'm guessing that's 'cause the guy wouldn't ask for directions. Typical man! Right ladies?
• New survey shows that a majority of single women think it's CREEPY to receive nude photos from a man. This just in: I have text messaged the entire majority of single women.
• Delta Airlines charges returning SOLDIERS for their bags. You know it's a bad decision when staying in the war torn Middle East sounds better than flying on your airline.
• The greatest drunk walk ever recorded? A man drunkenly stumbles through the streets of London and is captured on FIVE different security cameras. Watch how many times he falls.

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