Jubal's News (12/20/12)

• A new study shows that too much sugar can make you DUMB.  Well that explains the Honey Boo Boo clan doesn't it?

• Scientists have found a potentially habitable PLANET 12 light years away.  Sweet, when can we send Honey Boo Boo and her family there?

• Mark Zuckerberg DONATED $500 million in stock to a charity.  Similarly I donated $500 in ones to a girl NAMED Charity down at the gentleman's club.

• It's being reported that Tim Tebow wants to LEAVE the New York Jets.  Unfortunately wherever he goes will also be hiring Mark Sanchez.

• Vasectomies are DOWN 60 percent in the past decade . . . however, castrations from men saying "I do" still remain strong.

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