- A new study shows that too much sugar can make you DUMB. Well that explains the Honey Boo Boo clan doesn't it?
- Scientists have found a potentially habitable PLANET 12 light years away. Sweet, when can we send Honey Boo Boo and her family there?
- Mark Zuckerberg DONATED $500 million in stock to a charity. Similarly I donated $500 in ones to a girl NAMED Charity down at the gentleman's club.
- It's being reported that Tim Tebow wants to LEAVE the New York Jets. Unfortunately wherever he goes will also be hiring Mark Sanchez.
- Vasectomies are DOWN 60 percent in the past decade . . . however, castrations from men saying "I do" still remain strong.
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