- There's a FETUS on Facebook that has more friends than you do. This is probably the only profile I'll look at that I DON'T want to see bikini pics.
- Most WHITE TRASH birthday party EVER. Guy gets bitten during an altercation at a birthday party and police are able to find out who did it because most of the guests didn't have teeth.
- 1 out of 8 people that live in Washington believe in BIGFOOT. I do too! Her name is Khloe and you can see her every week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
- Yet another crazy WEIGHT LOSS invention. Caffienated leggings. They're supposed to help you burn calories . . . and I'm assuming also give you restless leg syndrome.
- A new study shows that female DRUNK DRIVERS are more likely to be older, alone and unmarried. This just in: DO NOT let Jennifer Aniston get behind the wheel!
Jubal -- 06/02/2011