- The most common place to have SEX IN PUBLIC this year was in the car. Mostly because I kept getting kicked out of the library.
- A San Francisco couple has been arrested for KIDNAPPING a handyman and making him do home repairs. Big deal, women do this all the time . . . it's called making a guy say "I do."
- The average person GAINS four to five pounds in December. The average Christina Aguilera gains that much between lunch and dinner.
- Andre Johnson of the Houston Texans spent $19,000 on a SHOPPING SPREE at for needy children at Toys 'R Us. Great, way to ruin NFL players' images.
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