Jubal's News (12/06/12)

• The most common place to have SEX IN PUBLIC this year was in the car.  Mostly because I kept getting kicked out of the library.

• A San Francisco couple has been arrested for KIDNAPPING a handyman and making him do home repairs.  Big deal, women do this all the time . . . it's called making a guy say "I do."

• The average person GAINS four to five pounds in December.  The average Christina Aguilera gains that much between lunch and dinner.

• Andre Johnson of the Houston Texans spent $19,000 on a SHOPPING SPREE at for needy children at Toys 'R Us.  Great, way to ruin NFL players' images.

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