- Pizza Hut is making a A PERFUME. Umm... does diabetes have a scent?
- The CDC says that we're in for a very bad FLU SEASON. Speaking of seasons that make me sick to my stomach, when does "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" start up again?
- A DECAPITATED was found near a hospital in L.A. And yes, Mitt Romney is blaming Obamacare.
- Besse Cooper, the world's OLDEST PERSON, has passed away at 116-years-old. Her last words were FINALLY!
- The Hollywood sign in Los Angeles is getting a MAKEOVER in preparation for its 90th birthday. They're using over 255-gallons of white paint and, to make it really represent modern day Hollywood, they're also outfitting it with large, fake breasts to mask its insecurities.
- The government is promising that the world WON'T END by December 21st. So basically, we're all going to die because when has the government ever delivered on one of their promises?
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