Jubal's News (12/04/12)

• North Korea says that they have PROOF that unicorns existed . . . and you guessed it, they went extinct because they ate them.

• Walmart is now offering MORTGAGES.  So, good news for people who are in the market for a new house as well as a sweet new WWE T-shirt.

• Egypt's high court has SHUT DOWN.  Here at home, Lindsay Lohan WISHES our courts would take a break.

• The Pope is officially on TWITTER now.  Well, it's only a matter of time until he "accidentally" tweets a naked picture of himself.

• According to research, your kitchen sponge is 200,000 times DIRTIER than your toilet seat . . . but still 100,000 times LESS filthy than a Kardashian.

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