Jubal's News (12/03/12)

• Disney has made a $4.2 Million Christmas tree made of PURE GOLD!

• For the first time ever, scientists were able to directly PHOTOGRAPH DNA.  Um, wait a second . . . hasn't the porn industry been doing this for years?

• Sony has released it's "ultra high definition TV", it's almost FOUR TIMES the resolution of regular high def TV's.  In other words get ready to learn how bad the complexion is of that one actress you think is super hot.

• A train derailed in New Jersey causing a TOXIC SPILL.  It's the most toxic thing to happen in New Jersey since MTV created 'The Jersey Shore".

• Barack Obama and Bill Clinton went GOLFING over the weekend.  And you guessed it, they talked about chicks.

• More than half of the offices in the US are deciding NOT to have CHRISTMAS PARTIES this year.  So for a lot of employees getting drunk and photo copying a picture of their rear-end is just going to have to be done on a typical Tuesday afternoon.

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