- Doctors are warning people who use sinus cleansing Neti Pots to be careful after two people in Louisiana were KILLED after a brain eating amoeba found its way into the pot. Apparently the amoeba is so bad on the brain its similar to watching 3 episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians".
- There's a new app for your phone called "I Just Made Love", that lets you update people as to when you've had SEX. And for most guys it takes longer to use that app then it does for the actual act.
- North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il DIED over the weekend. Merry Christmas North Korea, merry Christmas.
- Tim Tebow's winning streak came to an end over the weekend when he LOST to the Patriots. It's not his fault though, like most of us, God's just a really big fan of Tom Brady's hair.
- A man in Oregon was arrested for ASSAULTING people at a Toys R' Us with a toy light saber. Makes sense, not having sex can make you very edgy.(Image courtesy: trainedegyptianbabboon) VIDEO: An out of control golf cart bowled over several people in at the Dallas Cowboys game yesterday. Ouch.
Jubal -- 12/19/2011