- From the "every single politician in the world is a pervert" file. A Democrat named Anthony Weiner tweets a picture of his WEINER. They say he got hacked. Either way, it's sexy (what?).
- The average man spends over $40,000 on a woman before they GET MARRIED. So it's basically like a really big down payment for years of nagging and no sex?
- The average man packs 3 pairs of underwear for a WEEK LONG TRIP. The average woman packs 10. That's interesting because when I go on vacation I pack 10 pairs of women's underwear too. What? I like to be sexy.
- A woman is arrested for attacking her roommate with a STICK OF BUTTER. Which would have been fine if her roommate was an asparagus.
- A lady DRUNK DRIVES through a house sending the kids flying, then offers to help find them for $1,000 dollars. In her defense, beggars can't be choosers.
Jubal -- 05/31/2011