- Here's a RECENT STUDY that shows at which ages women should stop wearing certain clothing. Example: at 47, women should stop wearing bikinis . . . TANKINIS on the other hand? Always sexy.
- A woman (with WAYYYYY too much time on her hands) is SUING Chuck E. Cheese saying that it's actually an illegal gambling operation for children. Whatever, it's not gonna stop me from spending my Friday nights there.
- A Brazilian court has ruled that THIS woman can legally partake in SELF PLEASURE at work. This just in, I need to move to Brazil. Everyone here is so judgy when I do that.
- A Texas newspaper gets IN TROUBLE for printing a story featuring the "10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List". Uh, you think? And yes, of course I checked out the pictures. There's like 2 that are kinda hot.
- Bin Laden apparently had a huge PORNO STASH. Yeah they found tons and tons of pictures showing women's ankles.
Jubal -- 05/16/2011