Jubal's News (11/28/12)

• You burn MORE CALORIES when you workout with someone rather than alone.  Unless of course, that someone is Christina Aguilera.

• According to a new survey, 92% of Americans think it's totally acceptable to REGIFT . . . especially if that gift is herpes.

• Experts say that the key to a SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE depends on whether the husband gets along with his in-laws.  In other words there isn't a single cheesy sitcom marriage that has lasted.

• 45% of people have seen a co-worker do something INAPPROPRIATE at a work Christmas party . . . and 100% of me's have been the one doing the inappropriate thing in question.

• New research shows that women decide if a date is a potential partner within 90 SECONDS.  Then they spend 90 seconds with me in the bedroom and realize they should probably move on.

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