- 5 TIPS to help you win the Powerball $425 Million Jackpot!
- A mall in Burbank, California has a VENDING MACHINE that spits out high-end snacks like caviar and escargot. It's called the RomneySnack 3000.
- New York will hire more than 5,000 temporary workers to help CLEAN UP from hurricane Sandy. With that many workers they should have the city back to smelling like stale bums and urine in no time!
- A shoplifter at a Wal-Mart in Georgia died after being ATTACKED by employees. Then again, if you're shoplifting at Wal-Mart, have you ever really lived?
- There's a new trend of churches offering classes on how to carry a CONCEALED WEAPON. Apparently these churches believe in the gospel according to "get the eff off my property!"
- Cyber Monday SALES were up more than 28%. I know I did some Cyber Monday shopping and I can't wait until my little Russian bride arrives in the mail!
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