Jubal's News (11/21/12)

• A new study shows that your marriage is three-and-a-half times more likely to end because of an ARGUMENT over vacuuming than an affair.  And 100% likely to end if you're having an affair WITH your vaccuum cleaner.

• Some New Jersey beaches are 50% SMALLER since hurricane Sandy.  They're now so small that their Governor, Chris Christie, can't fit on them.

• An error in the new version of Google mobile CANCELLED the entire month of December.  Sweet!  So does that mean I don't need to get any presents?

• People have already been CAMPED OUT for days in preparation for Black Friday.  Some  people think of it as a family tradition, because what family doesn't want to pretend to be homeless in hopes of being pepper sprayed over a great deal on a crock pot?

• Oxford Dictionaries has added ten NEW WORDS . . . and the fact that Honey Boo-Boo's "redneckognize" ISN'T on the list proves that the terrorists HAVEN'T won . . . yet.

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