Jubal's News (11/20/12)

• Researchers have found that the smell of lavender and pumpkin pie drives MEN WILD.  Especially if that man is New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.

• Hostess and its striking union have agreed to MEDIATION efforts which will avoid the immediate liquidation of its products.  In other words that $400 you spent on a box of Twinkies?  Great financial decision.

• A new poll finds that, due to financial stress, 45% of people would RATHER SKIP the holiday season all together.  The other 35% would rather skip it due to having to be around family members.

• Scientists have discovered a NEW SMELL called "oldfactory white".  It's very similar to "oldmoney white" . . . which is just basically Mitt Romney's body odor.

• According to experts, Americans will WASTE over 200 million pounds of turkey this Thanksgiving.  In other words, suck it Africa!

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